hrt that makes you grow antlers and run in front of cars
hrt that makes you grow antlers and run in front of cars
tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angrythe for you page
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
オレはねぶいですのに…
Mmm, I’m sleepy…
c-53:
c-53:
I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe
Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣
Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?
Baby in the cafe: 😐
Anger
hitting you fucking hitting you hitting you
TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY
Necroprancer
TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE
marker drawing from the park
actually you know what that’s exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it’s 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they’re used
observe:
“is this real? /gen” — i thought /gen meant “general” for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective
“is this real? (genuine question)” — i fully understand this without issue
“is this real? (genuine question) (can’t tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)” — is not only incredibly clear it’s also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it’s also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need
parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)