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Sorry to bother mr j, but what is this?

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straycatj:

straycatj:

ねこぽーち しらない?

Don’t you know primordial pouch?

せんせいたちは よくJさんいいものもってるねー というです

家主はさいきん オレがやせたので ぽーちがめだつというです

My vets always says *Mr.J, you have a good one"

And my landlady says my pouch is outstanding these days after I succeed to doet

charlottan:

hrt that makes you grow antlers and run in front of cars

lonestatus:

send-nudibranchs:


tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

the for you page

huffylemon:

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jooshthepunished:

jarfieid:

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

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straycatj:

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オレはねぶいですのに…

Mmm, I’m sleepy…

Keep reading

memewhore:

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c-53:

c-53:

I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe

Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣

Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?

Baby in the cafe: 😐

hellsite-yano:

ampervadasz:

Anger

hitting you fucking hitting you hitting you

normal-horoscopes:

hombredeflorida:

normal-horoscopes:

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

Necroprancer

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

octavio-world:

zagreus:

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the timestamps on these tweets really set the whole interaction off

t-price:

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marker drawing from the park

lady-sanguis:

thiefking:

thiefking:

actually you know what that’s exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it’s 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they’re used

observe:

“is this real? /gen” — i thought /gen meant “general” for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

“is this real? (genuine question)” — i fully understand this without issue

“is this real? (genuine question) (can’t tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)” — is not only incredibly clear it’s also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it’s also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need

parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)

spitblaze:

catchymemes:

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